For those who don’t know me personally, I am a huge MMA(Mixed Martial Arts) fan. I have trained in some form of combat ever since I was eight years old. Starting out in Shotokan Karate, then moving on to Tae Kwon Do, eventually I got into Greco-Roman Wrestling and Boxing, then Muay Thai Kickboxing, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and Catch Wrestling. I have personally taught TKD, Kickboxing, Submission Grappling and many different forms of self-defense. I can’t resist in making MMA and all happenings within the fighting world a part of this blog.
With all that being said, The newest Elite XC is about to begin and before it started I wanted to go ahead and make a prediction that Kimbo Slice is going to murder Ken Shamrock, and “murder” may have to be taken literally. However, Ken Shamrock is now NOT FIGHTING tonight because of a “cut” above his eye. In my opinion, I say Ken Shamrock cut his own eyebrow out of fear of death via Slice.
With all that being said, The newest Elite XC is about to begin and before it started I wanted to go ahead and make a prediction that Kimbo Slice is going to murder Ken Shamrock, and “murder” may have to be taken literally. However, Ken Shamrock is now NOT FIGHTING tonight because of a “cut” above his eye. In my opinion, I say Ken Shamrock cut his own eyebrow out of fear of death via Slice.
Kimbo Slice says: Fear the Beard.
If you aren’t familiar with Kimbo Slice, he made internet stardom on Youtube with his many street beatings. His only lost was to an ex-police officer named Sean Gannon who trained in MMA, until then Kimbo’s only training was being one tough black man. After his Youtube videos gained a significant amount of attention, Kimbo Slice made some deals and signed some contracts to become a legitamite MMA fighter.
He started training with former King of Pancrase, Bas Rutten, who also was an announcer in the, now defunct, Pride organization. Kimbo Slice began fighting in the Elite XC, knocked out Tank Abbott, almost tore some dudes ear off, and now he was scheduled to fight an MMA pioneer by the name of Ken Shamrock.
He started training with former King of Pancrase, Bas Rutten, who also was an announcer in the, now defunct, Pride organization. Kimbo Slice began fighting in the Elite XC, knocked out Tank Abbott, almost tore some dudes ear off, and now he was scheduled to fight an MMA pioneer by the name of Ken Shamrock.
Ken Shamrock says: More butter.
Poor Ken Shamrock. Back in the day, before his fame in the Professional Wrestling world, Ken was a handful in the MMA world. He had leg locks and a roid rage to rival any other. However, that was a long time ago in Japan and the first few UFC fights, back when UFC stood for Ultimate Fighting Challenge and was owned by the Gracie family(dirty Brazilians), instead of Ultimate Fighting Championship as it is called now, owned by the Fertitta Brothers(dirty italians).
Now, Ken Shamrock is a washed up hull of a man that continues to go down this hard road, sucking all the money out of this sport he can. Ken has lost his last eight fights. Three of which were to Tito Ortiz and one was a lost to Kazushi Sakuraba, who, despite not being a strong striker, knocked Shamrock out. What the hell were you thinking Ken? Sure, I’ll agree that Kimbo Slice is not a great fighter. He is more of a brawler with not a lot of technical ability, but he is a certified beast with iron hands and a steel jaw, while Shamrock on the other hand, looks as if he is made of putty.
Now, Ken Shamrock is a washed up hull of a man that continues to go down this hard road, sucking all the money out of this sport he can. Ken has lost his last eight fights. Three of which were to Tito Ortiz and one was a lost to Kazushi Sakuraba, who, despite not being a strong striker, knocked Shamrock out. What the hell were you thinking Ken? Sure, I’ll agree that Kimbo Slice is not a great fighter. He is more of a brawler with not a lot of technical ability, but he is a certified beast with iron hands and a steel jaw, while Shamrock on the other hand, looks as if he is made of putty.
Tito "Whose The Real Slim Shady?" Ortiz
This fight, as of a couple of minutes ago, is not happening, but if it happens in the future, I’m going to go ahead and call Kimbo Slice knocking out Ken Shamrock in the first round. Unfortunatly, we won’t see Kimbo Slice destroying Ken Shamrock, they’ve pushed some other guy(Seth Petruzelli) in the way of that onslaught, but we do have the incomparable Gina Carano fighting some other, far less attractive girl by the name of Kelly Kobold. Please Gina, in all your beauty, beat the hell out of this girl, I'll be drinking beer and the cheers I reserved for the Slice/Shamrock fight will now be unleashed for you.
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